“I’m pretty, but I’m not beautiful.
I sin, but I’m not the devil.
I’m good, but I’m not an angel.”
-Marilyn Monroe

I'm Amber and I'm 21 years old. I attend college in Upstate New York. I take myself way too seriously, but I'm the biggest goofball you will ever meet. I'm a twin. I have a serious obsession with Demi Lovato; and I talk way too much and trust myself too little. I don't need a Prince Charming for my fairy tale, but it would sure be nice.



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toxicwinner:

the smarter u are the more men arent funny 

(via goldcollars)



 

anarchistpizzasociety:

dicekind:

xainagal:

if someone says they dont want to be touched

  • dont touch them
  • dont fucking touch them
  • actually dont touch them
  • dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable
  • THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM

also dont continue touching them bc you think their reaction is cute

Especially the last point

(via thesquirrelisonfire)



 

ispankmyturtle:

why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay

(via sammmtacular)



 

unfollower:

tips for college:

  • no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
  • dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
  • dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom 
  • dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom

(via thesquirrelisonfire)



 

msdeeadreamer:

And that ladies and gays is what I call the right fuckin spirit

(Source: bricesander, via chiilllmandzz)


stormbramble:

Can we please stop making fun of people who are over 20 and are still virgins

Can we please stop making fun of people who are not interested in sex/are repulsed by sex

Can we please stop making fun of people who aren’t interested in a sexual or romantic relationship

(Source: morrowseer, via youmaycallmestark)



 

“Don’t have a type. Don’t tell yourself you can’t let someone in you’re life because they don’t fit the checklist in your head, it’s just a waste of time. When you meet the right person who treats you like you deserve you will know. And it won’t matter if they drive a jeep or wear expensive clothes or listen to folk music or fly you to Rome because if you really love a person you wouldn’t change a thing about them, even their flaws and demons, and that’s when you know.”
Advice from my 85 year old grandmother (via nockturn)

(via teenage-witch)


foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

(Source: reddit.com, via youmaycallmestark)


“Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.”

A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)

(via shespeaksagain)


awwww-cute:

Do you think she’s happy in her new home?

awwww-cute:

Do you think she’s happy in her new home?

(via trueav)


plaidalecki:

thelilysparks:

It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion

(via samandthediamonds)



 

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

(via thefuuuucomics)