“I’m pretty, but I’m not beautiful.
I sin, but I’m not the devil.
I’m good, but I’m not an angel.”
-Marilyn Monroe

I'm Amber and I'm 22 years old. I attend college in Upstate New York. I take myself way too seriously, but I'm the biggest goofball you will ever meet. I'm a twin. I have a serious obsession with Demi Lovato; and I talk way too much and trust myself too little. I don't need a Prince Charming for my fairy tale, but it would sure be nice.



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goatcorporation:

largecoin:

cant beleive this is a baby cow

they’re actually called calves. this is a calf

goatcorporation:

largecoin:

cant beleive this is a baby cow

they’re actually called calves. this is a calf

(Source: paulhiking, via chiilllmandzz)


jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

(Source: sadtit, via bat-blood)



 

humanitys-fallen-angel:

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

[gets 80%] HOW???????

(via thefuuuucomics)



 

blshiit:


DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

(via tyleroakley)


“They lived happily ever after, separately.”
Six Word Story by Pien Pouwels  (via oceanflowerbird)

(via lohanthony)


when i find myself in times of trouble
remus lupin comes to me
speaking words of wisdom

(Source: voldermorte, via bbbbemis)


“if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands”

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)

(via princesssunshinepants)


“Your name hurts.”
(via myspookykitchen)

(Source: h-auptgewinn, via teenage-witch)


pumkat:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Where is the pumpkin stem 

pumkat:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Where is the pumpkin stem 

image

(via teenage-witch)


urbancatfitters:

you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”

(Source: urbancatfitters, via thefuuuucomics)